Saturday, September 10, 2005

Eh, ess, ess..

a) Because it's been in my head and b) because it is funny.
I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
-Dennis Learys "I'm An Asshole"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenny Rogers has had too much botox. Also, I think he should go back to the "winged beard" style he was formerly known and loved for.

6:30 PM  

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