Milhouse Van Houten

"The House always wins."

"See you in the car,
Milhouse" *waves*

*crying* "Why doesn't she love me? Is it because of my small calves? Everyone knows that's the hardest place to add mass."

"Look Bart, Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back... in pog form."

I happily invite you to share your own fav Milhouse quotation (or correct the ones I've posted)