Downtown Dromedaries?

Whilst walking downtown with several friends, we passed a girl standing in front of a store. Her clothes were a little tight. You've heard of a camel toe? This was the entire hoof! We all noticed it and wondered what would possess someone to purposely dress like that. I wanted to say, "You know, if you had your pants just a little tighter (*peers closer*), people could measure when you shaved in hours not days."