Top Ten Excuses for Michael Richards' racist antics

By Aaron Berg

10. You think that's bad, you should a seen Newman's anti-Asian set at the Ha-Ha Hut.
9. Since when do you get in trouble for doing Mel Gibson impressions?
8. Look, I showed up at the club, had a drink, lost my mind, yadda yadda yadda ... now all the black people hate me.
7. Beats doing IKEA jokes.
6. Oh that's right ... slavery ... I forgot ... too soon?
5. Lesson learned. All proceeds from this show go to help the white survivors of Katrina.
4. I'm just working on stuff to open at Casino Rama for Bill O'Reilly.
3. Look, they didn't catch the opening of my set on video when I introduced the bit with "Hey guys! What if the Soup Nazi lived in Alabama? Well I think it'd go a little something like this ..."
2. Racist?!?!? My housekeeper's Filipino!
1. I said the N-word ... not that there's anything wrong with that!