Sunday, September 05, 2004

Machismo

I was thinking of buying a Hummer and painting on the side "I have a small penis."
When I encounter people looking at me quizzically, I will say, "Oh, I used to have to work out a lot, but now they have cars." *wink with shooter guns*

(Oh, and I think I should get a spoiler for the back. I feel the end lifts up a bit)

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