Friday, February 04, 2005

Every news story is sacred?

NewScientist.com recently reported that a recent "study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations." (You can read the whole story here)

At this point I'll just say make your own joke here. I'm serious, please post your joke as a comment. I think it could be a fun little comedy sharing. So, get those creative juices flowing. ;)

6 Comments:

Blogger Angie Danger said...

I always wondered what the special sauce was at MacDonalds which made their BigMacs taste so good and made everyone so happy. I'm sorry, I have no tact. I might also mention that I am a consistently happy person. Ang

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I guess I should start to put out more often, eh?

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coffee whitener?

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume there's an even higher rate of men who feel good after 'depositing' (for lack of a better term) their semen. That makes semen even better than candy, as they both make people feel good…yet only one is also rich in protein ;) (which is very important to us vegetarians)

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"exposed to" eh?
I think there should be a whole new product line: Moisturizer, soap, shampoo, glue, protein shakes, whiteout, detergent, toothpaste, makeup, lipgloss... etc.

Cum and Get It Accessories - "Millions of reasons to be happy." OR
"We put a smile on your face, or in your hair" OR
"Don't be scared to see men!" OR
"Use everywhere! (just not in the eye)"

7:55 PM  
Blogger Josie said...

Haha! I guess this tranlates manhood to a whole new level. In that a man is responsible for a woman's happiness and also the cause of a woman's depression.

How apt.

6:50 AM  

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